STORY: She Pulled Her Pants…“I Fuck*d” (18+) Part 13

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This story is written by Foxy_Flow (28FF386A), read below:

I resumed work feeling fresh and fly. Na so I just

dey run my things like say nothing dey happen. I

don bone Perpetual side for like 4 days now. Which

kind babe self she dey claim abi no be toto she ma get? You go send person recharge card, she go flash you make you call back, then she go tell you

say she don see the card. Most times self, I go just dey wish say I fit just march go her house go collect all the money of the card wey I don buy for her.

“Attai, Attai”

Na wa o. This my colleague no wan free me.

“Yes?”

He come smile like say him don hit jackpot.

“I had a very great vision.”

My ear stand. All my mind be say him don see vision

for me as I take become the first Idoma man to rule

Nigeria. Well, if the country never turn to Arewa,

Biafra and Odua by the time I ready to take the

reins of leadership.

“Really? Tell me about it.”

I come leave wetin I dey type, carry my hand drop

for my chin for full alert.

“I saw myself.”

Kai!!!!

“You get vision for yourself come mean say na me

suppose interpret am for you?”

I asked him. He looked at me like I did not say

anything, instead he resumed his speech.

“You know I am like the assistant pastor in my

church, I am now planning to build my own

church.”

Ahhh…. What plan would one who is still under

tutelage have?

“See, your hell fire no be here. So you dey plan to

rent shop take begin your ministry eh? Choirs and

female members don carry belle finish be that.”

I chided him.

“That’s why you need to change your life. I might

consider you.”

He concluded his speech not minding my

interruption.

“Mtchw… See this man. So you want the two of us

to dupe people? Just say it out. E be like nollywood

don too full your head oo.”

I said to him and decided to face my work.

“See Attai, you won’t understand. The bible says,

Behold I come like a thief in the night.”

That got at me.

“I know. But you should examine your life first.

Remember to remove the log of wood in your eyes

before removing the spec in mine.”

I cautioned him.

“Ehm ehm”

A female voice coughed gently. I lifted my head to

behold a very pretty being. Men, the ways of the

Lord is mysterious.

“Please, can I see Isaiah?”

She asked. Well, who am my not to do my job. I

switched to phoney immediately.

“Uhm, he is not around. I believe he should be on

his way back to the office.”

I ended with a sweet smile. My colleague sensing

what I was about doing just shook his head and

went into his office. Kai, who would see the

creature before me and not give her the sweetest

smiles? Most times, you don’t need to talk to some

women, just smile. There are lots and lots of hidden

messages in that smile. She sat down and waited

for the dude she had come to seen.

Minutes later the door flew open. The guy bounced

in but stopped in his track. A look of shock then

surprise then happiness (i be psychic na) flooded

his face. The lady on her own just stood up and flew

into his hands. They did not exchange words o, they

just stood there hugging themselves, then walked

out hand in hand. Me, I felt I had lost out of the

game. Time to concentrate on something better. I

went into my facebook account and began chatting

with the numerous ladies there.

“Can you help me do something?”

It was Isaiah.

“Anything o, as long as I go get my share inside.”

“Kai, Foxy, ba za ka canza ba”

**Foxy, you no dey change.** (No more hausa)

Me, change? Him no hear wetin Paul talk about

Ethiopians and leopards?

“Haba, you know say you be my man. Anything for

you men”

I replied him. This gladdened his heart. I be winch?

How I carry know self.

“Can you help me prepare a Letter of

Recommendation?”

He asked.

“Of course, why not.”

I just went into my system files, picked one I had

prepared earlier that year, changed the name to

Bridget which he had given me, printed and handed

him a pen to sign it. I was that good oo.

“Thanks man. I go buy you beer.”

I only laughed and gave him my famous remarks.

“I don’t drink beer o.”

“Alomo and weed go do be that?”

He asked silently. We understood ourselves

perfectly well. Though the guy is more on the drug

addicted side.

“Big time. Guy, na Boss place we go buy the leaves

from o. You know say him vegetable always dey

fresh.”

I said and he grinned. He left me and went out,

well, I was still smiling when my phone vibrated. I

picked the crazy Nokia up and looked at the screen.

One New Message.

“I am sorry if I had sounded somehow the last time.

You know I am just recovering from heartbreak and

would not want to commit myself immediately.

Please forgive me. It won’t repeat itself. I love you

more than you love me.”

Perpetual don come again!!!

I dropped the phone. I was happy inside o but men,

I was also confused. So this babe been don like me

na im she wan turn me to her money bag eh. My

finger just dey scratch me make I call her but my

mind dey say make I relax. If I call am, e go show

say I dey desperate for a come-back. Come-back to

wetin self? Wasting my money without tasting shi-

shi from her honey pot. Some girls just dey too

wicked walai. After guy don spend for you finish,

you go come break up with am. Once them realize

say them really gain from you and no maga dey

forthcoming, them go use sweet talk take bath your

ear. If you mumu, you go fall the second time.

“Na wetin this babe want now? After she don form

finish she wan come back. Maybe I go draw her oil

this time”

Na so I dey carry talk to myself when something

dey bother me. Una no fit blame me sha, every man

dey always determine to succeed for where him

been fail before.

“brrr brrr”

My phone begin ring. I look the call, na so I ignore

am. The phone come ring 4 more times. All na

Perpetual dey on the line. Kai, I just dey gyrate say

na my time to do yanga be that. I no call am till

when I close from office. Na that time I say make I

call her so that I go gist the short journey from my

office down to bridge or massalaci junction wey I

go see car enter.

“The number you are calling is not reachable.

Please try again later”

Thunder go fire MTN or the mumu network wey no

good. Useless people wey no dey like their

customer enjoy better thing. Na so I say make I

begin vex when my phone start to dey ring again.

“brrrr brrrr”

I no form big boy o. After all, na she wan apologize

no be me. Na so I pick the call come keep quiet for

like 5 seconds.

“Hello, are you there?”

Kai, I miss that voice. Na so I swallow spit compose

myself. I no wan talk like say I dey excited.

Everything na step by step.

“Yes, I am”

I answered, my voice come even surprise me. The

bass just come out, men, I come dey trip for myself.

See bass abeg.

“Did you see my message?”

See question. I blind?

“Nah, did you send any message?”

I want make she use her mouth take talk wetin dey

the message. Una no fit blame me na, once the wind

change, na to mess follow the direction. Na who dey

road go hear the smell.

“Ok, maybe network is holding the message even

though it showed ‘delivered’ on my phone. Did you

see my missed calls?”

Them no dey lie for this kind question. Mind you, no

be lie I dey lie, I just dey play matured game.

“I did but I was busy.”

Na so her voice change…

“Busy doing what eh!”

O boy, the babe never change o.

“If you are going to talk to me in that manner, I will

drop this call”

Na so I threaten am. By that time I don dey wait for

car make e come.

“I am sorry. I love you and I want to be with you.”

Walahi, this kind question no be me dey answer am,

na my diicck dey always do the talking. The preek

just charge slightly as my mind just imagine how

her body go look like if she no wear cloth.

“hmmmm…”

Na wetin comot from my mouth but for my mind na

“I FEEL GOODDDD… TA RA RA RA RA RA”.

“Is that all you will say?”

By that time car don come and I don jump enter

inside after elbowing one guy comot from road. The

guy self just dey outside dey abuse me. For where,

I send am, me don enter car, na wetin important be

that

“Hey see, we will talk later. I just entered into a

car.” (this line famous ma)

Na so I drop call before she fit protest. Minutes

later….

“I will be waiting for you in Oceanic Bakery”

Sweettttttt!!!!!!!

WATCH OUT FOR PART 14 TOMORROW