Guys: 7 Ways To Know Your ‘ Mumu Button ’ Has Been Pressed

If you fall under these categories, I swear, you need 48 strokes of water cane soaked in cameroonian pepper and Aboniki balm for two weeks!!!

1) A girl visits you and you rush out to buy fried rice and turkey lap for her with your last money and you have not had breakfast for the day! Orue!

2) You bought Iphone6 for a babe and your papa still dey use old Nokia torchlight wey deh use rubber band take tie!!! Your mumu button has been sat on! You need the help of Christ!

3) In order to save her accomodation money in school, your girlfriend packs to your house to stay and live on your resources, meanwhile, your younger brother is being treated like a servant, squatting with someone!

4) You are a jobless fellow and your phone has not tasted subscription for 2 months. You would need internet service to browse for jobs but you end up sending an MTN 1500 card to Bisi for her subscription with your last cash! World Mugu!!!

5) You dey buy Brazilian hair and shoes for a babe and na only 1 shirt you get!!! You need cane first, and after that comes help!

6) Due to the love of knacking Oripopo, you dor go spend your monthly salary of 30 days working like a donkey on a babe! Oga Titus

7) You use Olosho take do serious babe, dey feel say na life you dey live!

Na wa o! Wetin man do man?