Four Reasons Why You Should Not Bang Your Neighbour

I wrote about this topic some few years ago but let me revisit it with a few more details. Guys, do not ever ‘katia’ and bang your neighbor. It is generally widely accepted and recommended that one does not shit where one eats. Mainly because it is annoying, messy, requires extra clean-up and you have a greater propensity of catching a disease that the medical community hasn’t even discovered. This same concept is applied to screwing around with people who are your neighbors.

I understand that sometimes you might be plagued by dry spells and the only option seems like your hot lightskin neighbor next door but don’t do it bro. Don’t score your neighbor.

Buda….even though she is cute, available and in close proximity, it doesn’t mean you should be stopping by to ask her for chumvi each and every time. Just like an employee shouldn’t dip his pen in the company ink, you shouldn’t hit on that dem next door even if her boobies are beautifully and wonderfully made. It could prove to be a worse idea than deciding to paint the whole house with a shoe brush

Things can — and probably will — go wrong, and you could end up with so much drama in your hands you’ll think you’re in Love And Hip Hop. Even though it all looks like an easy lay which you can tap any time you feel like, here are some reasons why you shouldn’t hit on your neighbor.

.She will give you no personal space

Things will appear sweet at first, but as time goes by and the next thing you know, she is pooping in your toilet and not flushing well, drinking the mzinga you had preserved for the weekend and asking why you read or work too much. This will put an instant strain on the ka thing you have. There will be no transition period or getting to know each other while still being able to retreat to separate estates for much-needed alone time. And that’s just fucked up

You might hear her banging other guys

Due to poor construction policies, most Nairobians live in apartments whose walls are only as thick as a model’s thighs. Therefore, when people engage in certain arduous and loud activities you can hear then, and they can hear you. There is something very wrong with two people who used to sleep together, sleeping with different people, but close enough to each other that they are in auditory range… it gets creepy

I had a buddy who was dating his neighbor. She would come with guys and lie to him that they were just male friends. Then he’d hear moans coming from her room but when he’d ask what was going on, he was told it was just laughter. Talk of kubebwa ufala

You won’t be able to bring other chics to your diggz without drama

Of course dating your neighbor will jeopardize your chances with other women in the neighborhood. I’ve been there before so just trust me the way a fat women trusts a gym instructor.

Many guys make this blunder in campo, at work and in a ton of other situations — they take hunt, aim and fire at the first chic they see when they should wait back in the woods for bigger more meaty prey. Don’t fall in that category. It’ll be like prison for you. Every time you bring a chic, you’ll be questioned and she’ll be mad. She’ll start acting like your wife. Do you want that? I don’t think so.

She might reject your mistari…. (or you might break up)

Every encounter thereafter will be awkward. You might be reading her signals wrong bro — maybe she’s just being nice because you share the same horrible landlord and she feels safe knowing a guy-friend is around in case of an emergency. You ask her out, she says no and now you have to deal with the uncomfortable exchanges every time you run into each other at the gate or at the clothes hang line. You’ll also have to bear the pain of watching other guys come to smash her in her room. Andif you were sleeping together then you kosana and still have to co-exist, your whole domain becomes a hot zone of hell