Things You Do During S*x, That Your Girlfriend Hates

#1 “wrong Hole”

Guys, this isn’t cool. Stop trying to play this off like some accident.

#2 Using their teeth.
When they try to remove my underwear with their teeth.

#3 Getting ‘creative’.
When they want to try everything they’ve seen online.

#4 Props.
Men, take note: sticking objects into a lady IS NOT a good idea.

#5 Spanking.

When all of a sudden he spanks me so hard that all I want to do is turn around and uppercut him.

#6 Hair pulling.

When he pulls my hair making tears come out of my eyes because he thinks it’s sexy.

#7 Not clean.

When he’s dirty and/or stinky.